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| December 8th 2001 Saturday Chips and double cheese baconburger with a fried egg on top for tea again and I didn't even wet the bed. I can see that I'm going to have to ask my mother if she can find some other way of showing her affection and understanding, such as a digital camera. Watched The Atomic Kittens on the Top of the Pops Awards on telly. Retired discreetly for a wank. As usual I couldn't make up my mind whch one of the Kittens I'd like to have sex with first while the other two waited their turn sucking lollipops, but I don't suppose there's a great deal of difference, an Atomic Kitten is an Atomic Kitten. A mysterious load of planks of wood has arrived. My mother didn't know anything about it so it must be something to do with my father, but I don't know what because he's away until Tuesday. |