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| February 1 2002 Friday You definitely don't have to leave a penis enlarger on for five hours, at least not unless you want a penis that feels as if it has been bashed with a steak tenderiser for half-an-hour. And your penis doesn't get any bigger! Stinking hadn't got any cocaine either, or sherbet dip, so he filled a condom with some of his mother's talcum powder. He said he swallowed it easily and that it hasn't come out yet. I fancied Delia Smith tonight when she was boiling an egg on the telly. At first I thought it was because she was in her kitchen, cooking, and I fancied her because it reminded me of Nigella Lawson, especially as she looks a bit like I would imagine Nigella's grandmother to look; but it wasn't, it was definitley Delia that I fancied, because I couldn't get her out of my head for ages afterwards and didn't get to sleep for ages. I might go to see the psychiatrist again. |