January 19 2002
Saturday
Marvellous news - the penis Enlarger works! I don't know how or why, but both the lads who have
tried it so far have reported an increase in the size of
their penises. I am over the moon!
I would be even more over the moon if there weren't another twenty
lads and sixty days before it's my turn to have it again. When I heard about it
I had to pretend
not to be surprised, and told the rest of the class that I too had noticed
an increase
in the size of my penis, but I hadn't said anything at the time in case
people thought I was bragging. Anyway the important thing is that I am
definitely on the road to
having a bigger willy, so I'll just have to be patient and wait
my turn. Because of this development - and my future development - I called in at the synagogue on the way home from school
and told the Rabbi that I didn't want to become a jew after all. I'd have thought he would have welcomed another member to his flock with open arms but he didn't seem a bit
disappointed. Well it's his loss.
My father has reported, with a smirk on his face, that both female rabbits are pregnant. Anybody would think it was him that got
them pregnant.
My mother said that when
she was pregnant she got constipation. Let's hope the rabbits get it too.
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