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January 6 2002
Sunday

    As promised, when Stinking's dad called to collect him, I strolled out of Stinking's house to be collected by him. Mr Higginbottom obviously knew that I wasn't Stinking because he addressed me as Adrian right from the beginning, but it didn't seem to bother him at all. Stinking says that his dad is a miserable bastard, but he couldn't have been nicer to me. I hadn't been to the zoo for ages because my father isn't into zoos, being more into child abuse and embarrassing me by taking me to see the doctor, and we had a really good time. Since I last visited the zoo they've added an African Paddock with gazelles, giraffes, zebras and wildebeest. They didn't have any lions in it, but then if they did I don't suppose they'd have many gazelles, giraffes, zebras and wildebeest in it for very long. After the zoo Mr Higginbottom took me for a McDonalds, so all in all I had a really good day.