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     Too much information, thought Bond, fifty-year-old women having sex on the back seat of a Lada conjuring up the kind of vision he could well do without seeing.
     “Shall I get in the back?” asked Mrs Snockers, eagerly, her hand already on the door handle. For one horrible moment Bond thought Mrs Snockers wanted him to join her for sex on the back seat, but she continued: “It’ll be like I’m being chauffeured.”
     Bond smiled. “But of course.” He opened the door for her and she climbed in. Bond got in the driver’s seat and turned to her. “Where to?”