Thanks to:- My agent Tom Gilman at Secret Agents Management without whose help this would not have been possible, my manager Abe Silverstein, thanks Abe, my lovely wife Beth for her love for me and her unstinting encouragement when things were at their lowest ebb in the darkest hours, my Mum and Dad for having me, my friends and colleagues at the Department for placing their blind faith and absolute trust in me, my postman for delivering the letter informing me that I’d got the job, the postman’s wife for looking after him, thus enabling him deliver the letter informing me that I’d got the job, my butcher, my baker, my candlestick maker, Uncle Tom Cobbleigh and all - altogether please… Old Uncle Tom Cobbleigh and all!

Subject:-     Dr Uric Goldnojaws.

Real name Carl Denis Terence St John Waverley Robert Richard Burton Taylor Jeffrey Bernard Yosser Malcolm Davis III, or, for short, Carl Denis Terence St John Waverley Robert Richard Burton Taylor Jeffrey Bernard Yosser Davis III, alias Carl Denis Terence St John Waverley Robert Richard Burton Taylor Jeffrey Bernard Yosser Davis IV. Born St Thomas’s Hospital, Stockport. March 9, 1965. Father Carl Denis Terence St John Waverley Robert Richard Burton Taylor Jeffrey Bernard Yosser Malcolm Davis II, son of Carl Denis Terence St John Waverley Robert Richard Burton Taylor Jeffrey Bernard Yosser Malcolm Davis and Amy Dodds, nee Horrocks. Mother Alice Davis, nee Trembler.
Carl Denis Terence St John Waverley Robert Richard Burton Taylor Jeffrey Bernard Yosser Malcolm Davis III’s was a difficult birth as his mother was in labour for almost two days before the doctors realised she still had her tights on. The Davis’s were a poor family, and for the first five years of his life Carl was confined to the house as his parents couldn’t afford to buy clothes for him. Then on his fifth birthday they bought him a hat so he could look out of the window.