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102

CHAPTER FOURTEEN



     Earlier that morning, after a breakfast of heavily boiled eggs, Bond had studied the photographs he’d taken in Goldnojaws’ office the previous day. The large photograph of Stockport on the wall of Goldnojaws’ office was now a similar-sized image on the wall of Bond’s hotel room. As he examined it the secret agent paid particular attention to the location of the flags stuck in the map at various points. There were thirteen flags in all, eight green, four red, one gold. Of the thirteen locations, Bond had already visited the Air Raid Shelters, the Casino Royale and Torkington Park. Each of those locations was flagged green. He had seen, although not visited, another of the locations, the Pyramid building, which was also flagged green. The Air Raid Shelters, the Casino Royale and the Pyramid building were all fairly central, as was the football ground, which was flagged red. The Façade shoe factory was flagged gold - so Bond had been right in his assumption that it stood for Goldnojaws. The other eight locations, which were all parks, were spread around the perimeter of Stockport, forming a rough circle, with the Pyramid building at the centre. An epicentre? One of the eight was Torkington Park, where Bond had played the game of bowls with Goldnojaws and the dwarf had cheated him. Five of them, including Torkington, were flagged green, the remaining three were flagged red.
     Bond’s brow furrowed in thought. What did Goldnojaws want with eight parks? Or did he in fact want eight parks? Maybe, like Torkington Park, it was just the bowling green he required? Why were five of the parks flagged green while the others were red? And was it of any significance that the parks formed a rough circle round the perimeter of the town? If the idea wasn’t so far fetched it would be easy to imagine a wall connecting them, separating Stockport from the rest of the world. What was it Goldnojaws had said? ‘… to stop me dominating Stockport, and with it the world.’ How could dominating Stockport, a humble, make that very humble, Cheshire town, also mean world domination? It was all very puzzling.