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The nurse was almost pretty when she smiled,
Bond noticed. But she was short and fat. Not
a Bond Girl, so not for him. But even if she were a Bond Girl it was certain she would have been having her
period. He breathed a
deep sigh. It
was a Catch
22 situation.
Bond came to a decision. Sod it, he said to himself, then said the nurse: “You’re a very beautiful
woman, Nurse. Would you like to make love with me?”
They made love there and then, on the operating table. It was quite wonderful, every bit
as good as it had been with any of the many Bond Girls he had bedded. He thought he would try a tall and thin girl
next. Maybe a green one.
