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     The outer office at Façade overlooked the workshop and Bond now took in for a second time the factory floor set out beneath him. If Façade was a front he needed to know what it was a front for. However from what he could see from his vantage point it was to all intents and purposes what it was supposed to be, a shoe manufacturing factory. There was little in the way of large, sophisticated machinery on the shop floor. When Bond commented on this to Goldnojaws’ secretary she informed him that Façade made only top of the range bespoke shoes, largely by hand and by traditional methods. They were completely organic. This was born out by what Bond now saw as he looked down into the workshop; rows and rows of tables, a leather-aproned worker seated at each one shaping leather into shoes. Less like a factory, more like a giant cobbler’s shop. The rest of the space was taken up by large piles of sheets of leather in various colours and pallets of completed footwear here and there.
     It was while he was following the progress of one such pallet, steered by a worker towards some large rubber doors, that he saw the man in the white lab coat. Bond had seen the man before somewhere, of that he was quite certain. But where?
     Bond never forgot a face. It was one of the reasons he was a top secret agent. He sometimes failed to immediately put a name to the face, and where and when and in what context he had seen it, but with due diligence that invariably came later.
     Not too long ago, last June in fact, he had seen a face in the crowd while he was watching the annual All England Tennis Championships at Wimbledon on television, an all too rare treat for Bond, an avid tennis aficionado. He was convinced he had seen the face before, and quite recently. But where? He searched his mind but nothing came up. Bond, never a man to give up easily, if ever, left no stone unturned until he found out the man’s identity. It took up a whole week of his time. Every hour of that week, apart from a few snatched hours of sleep, was devoted to putting a name to the face he had seen at Wimbledon. The police rogues gallery was perused at length, each and every photo minutely examined; MI6’s own graphic Who’s Who was consulted, as were pictorial magazines from Hello and OK upwards, and anything else that may offer up a clue as to the man’s identity. On the eighth day Bond’s diligence and tenacity paid off and the identity of the mysterious man at Wimbledon was revealed. It was Roger Federer.

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