JAMES BLOND, SECRET AGENT
| MI6 secret agent James Blond
faces his toughest assignmment yet. Not only has he to stop the evil Dr Goldnojaws and his henchman BloJob
from carrying out their daring plan to dominate Stockport, but he has to do it whilst he is hampered by
the invonvenience of a troublesome prostate gland. And it isn't any help that his boss N is insisting that
Blond behaves more like the fictitious secret agent and cinema icon, James Bond,
whilst bringing the obnoxious Dr Goldnojaws to book. During this most vital of assignments the dashing Blond
naturally still finds time for the
ladies, including amongst them the lovely Pisa Vass, the aptly named Divine
Bottom, the even more aptly named Gloria Snockers and the
lovely Ava Fuck. Set in exotic Stockport,
home of billions of red bricks, a League Two football team, an extensive air
raid shelters system and rough women, this exciting new spy novel makes an ideal Christmas present for
people you don't like.
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