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Mr T
Ravenscroft
11 Longlands Rd
New
Mills
STOCKPORT
Cheshire
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Jennie
Thompson
Cabin Services Administrator
Air UK
Ltd
Stansted House
Stansted
Airport
Essex
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| Dear Jennie
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Reference
your letter of 12th April.
I am really disappointed with
you. I would have expected that someone with a pretty name like Jenny to be
more understanding. You had the chance to make a man very happy and for reasons
best known to yourself have seen fit to turn it down. Not only that, you then
torture me by telling me that you actually destroy perfectly good stewardesses
uniforms, when just one of them might completely rejuvenate my sex life! What a
spoilsport you are, Jennie. I will never travel with Air UK
again!
Yours tearfully
T
Ravenscroft (Mr)
PS> How about just a stewardesses hat
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