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11 LonglandsRd
New
Mills
STOCKPORT
Cheshire
SK12
3BL
22nd April 1994 |
Alitalia
205 Holland Park
Road
LONDON
W11 4XB
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Dear
Alitalia
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My recent
trip to Rome with your airline was the first I have made for several years, and
it came as a great disappointment to discover that the emergency procedures are
now given via TV screens and not, as used to be the case, by your air
stewardesses.
I can't speak for other men of course, but as
a student of human nature I would wager a couple Pavarotti tickets to a bowl of
spaghetti that the vast majority of the male sex would prefer to see the
stewardesses doing the emergency drills again. To see one of these lovelies
donning a life jacket used to be the high point of the journey. Even seen from
several yards away it was never less than an enjoyable experience to see the
stewardess stretching her torso this way and that, and pointing at it, but if
one happened to be fortunate enough to be seated adjacent to where she doing it
- Mamma Mia!
I would have thought that as Italians, and
what that entails - you know, hot blood and all that - that you would have been
well aware of what a treat it was for your male passengers to see nubile young
women stretching and pointing at their torsos, but apparently not. However, I'm
sure that now I've pointed it out to you that you'll soon put a stop to this
nonsense with the TV screens and get your stewardesses back to performing
'live' again.
Incidentally, I will be taking a party of
balsamic vinegar-lovers to Tuscany in August. Do you offer any discounts for
parties of twenty?
Yours faithfully
T
Ravenscroft (Mr) |
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