Dear Alitalia
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  11 LonglandsRd
New Mills
STOCKPORT
Cheshire
SK12 3BL

30th May 1994
L Basso
Passenger Marketing Manager
Alitalia
205 Holland Park Road
LONDON
W11 4XB

   
Dear L Basso

   
Thankyou for your letter of 24th May, but despite your name I can't really believe that you are a real Italian. All the Italians I know would no more favour a TV emergency procedure over a Stewardess doing it in the flesh than they would favour a black pudding over a pizza napolitano.

I have found out that Balkan Bulgarian Airlines still use stewardesses to go through the emergency procedures, so we will be travelling with them, then making our way overland to Tuscany from Sofia. It is a bit of a detour I know, but should be well worth it. There is of course a risk that being Slavonic the stewardesses may have moustaches but that is a risk we are willing to take. It wouldn't surprise me if you lost many more passengers through your attitude on this subject.

Yours faithfully

T Ravenscroft (Mr)
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