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  Dear Cyprus Airways  
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April 4 1994
   
 
Mr T Ravenscroft
11 Longlands Rd
New Mills
STOCKPORT
Cheshire
SK12 3BL

   
     
Dear Mr Ravenscroft

   
Thank you for your letter of March 31 in regard to your proposed visit to Cyprus.

Having carefully considered your comments and studied various anthropological books - including Darwin's 'Theory of Evolution' - I would conclude that with the exception of your moustache, your appearance would conform to that of any male from countries bordering the Meditteranean. However, if you add the moustache and go to Cyprus, I feel certain that the population will think of you as a relative of Zorba, get you to dance the sirtaki while balancing a pyramid of glass containing 'zivanier' - Cyprus's white spirit - on your head. As this will be a case of Greek meeting Greek, or should I say the Paphian meeting Greek and since both will be conversing in English, I feel sure your holiday will be very enjoyable. And always remember the Cypriots philosophy of xenos - the stranger is welcome - which after all was Aphrodite's inheritance!

Yours sincerely

Geoffrey Matthews

Passenger Relations Adviser






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