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11 LonglandsRd
New
Mills
STOCKPORT
Cheshire
SK12
3BL
9th May 1994 |
Mr J
Bebiak
Czechoslovak Airlines
72 Margaret
StreetLONDON
W1N 7HA
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Dear Mr J
Bebiak
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Since
leaving my false teeth on your aeroplane I have once again travelled with your
airline from London to Prague and back. As luck would have it several if not
all of the cabin staff were the very same people who were on the first flight.
During that flight I couldn't help noticing that one of your stewardesses was
wearing poor quality false teeth. (People who wear false teeth notice that sort
of thing in other false teeth wearers)
After taking the
more recent flight I can hazard a guess that your lost property department in
Prague will not come up with my false teeth. This is because they are now in
the mouth of the stewardess who was wearing the poor quality false teeth on the
first flight. She must have spotted them in the lavatory, recognised
immediately that they were a far superior set compared with her own, and
decided to keep them for her own use rather than hand them
in.
Unfortunately I have no way of proving this, but if, as
I suspect, the teeth fail to turn up in your lost property office then the
thing is pretty much cut and dried - since the teeth must be somewhere, and if
they are not on your aeroplane or in your lost property office where else could
they be but in the mouth of your stewardess?
Yours
faithfully
T Ravenscroft (Mr) |
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