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11 LonglandsRd
New
Mills
STOCKPORT
Cheshire
SK12
3BL
25th April 1994 |
Dear KLM Royal Dutch
Airlines
Plesman House
190 Great South West
Road
FELTHAM
TW15 9RL
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Dear KLM Royal Dutch
Airlines
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I always
make a point of travelling with the national airline whenever taking a holiday
in a foreign country, as I find that one gets the impression of the holiday
actually beginning from the moment one boards the aeroplane; so when I fly to
Amsterdam at the end of next month it will be with your airline. I trust that
you serve genuine Dutch cuisine during the flight, as I have long been a fan of
your famous Edam cheese - although it must be said I wouldn't kill somebody for
another chunk of your Gouda. So I hope I won't be disappointed vis-à-vis
the food!
Actually, speaking of disappointments, I have
already had one before I even arrive in The Netherlands. Talking to a friend
who has already visited your country I was saddened to hear from him that you
have a lot of dykes over there. Personally I have no time for them, but I
suppose that a woman's sexual preferences are entirely her own business when it
comes to the rub, and I don't suppose it will spoil my holiday - anyway your
tulips and windmills will more than make up for it I am
sure.
But to the point of my letter; which is that at the
time of travelling with you I will have a broken leg. This being the case I was
wondering if I might have a little preferential treatment? I believe that
airlines allow people who are handicapped in this manner to board and leave the
aeroplane first, and provide a privileged seat for them, so I would like a
little bit of that if it is all the same to you.
Looking
forward to hearing from you.
Yours
faithfully
T Ravenscroft (Mr) |
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