Dear Korean Air

11 LonglandsRd New Mills STOCKPORT Cheshire SK12 3BL 16th May 1994 M.Scorah Korean Air 66/68 Piccadilly LONDON W1V 0HJ     Dear M.Scorah     Reference your letter of 10th May. How dare you! My inflatable rubber woman is not a prosthetic device. For your information a prosthetic device is something which makes up for certain deficiencies, such as false teeth or an artificial leg. You are implying that I am deficient of a woman, and this I am most certainly not, as my lovely wife can testify. My inflatable rubber woman - which, incidentally, has no 'working parts' - is used simply to comfort me, much as a teddy bear or a piece of material from its first dressing gown would comfort a child. I simply blow up Big Bertha and sit her on my knee for half an hour or so. How this could cause embarrassment to anyone is quite beyond me! It is possible someone might get the wrong idea if we hit a bit of turbulence, but that is hardly my fault, is it. As far as Korean morals are concerned, I think the Koreans proved fairly conclusively in the Korean War that they don't have any morals whatsoever, so the less said about that subject the better. I am on the verge of flying to Korea with another airline! Yours sincerely T Ravenscroft (Mr)