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11 LonglandsRd
New
Mills
STOCKPORT
Cheshire
SK12
3BL
2nd May 1994 |
Sabena Belgian World
Airlines
Gemini House
2nd
Floor
West Block
10-18 Putney
Hill
LONDON
SW15 6AA
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Dear Sabena Belgian
World Airlines
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I will be
flying to Brussels with your airline in a few weeks time, and wonder if I might
ask a little favour of you?
The thing is, I'm in the
process of building up a new company, 'Rubbers Unlimited', and naturally I'm
very anxious to create the maximum amount of interest in my company's products.
With this in mind, would it be possible for me to attach a two hundred feet
long by forty feet wide banner, in the approximate shape of a condom, and
bearing the legend 'Rubbers Unlimited', to the back of the aeroplane in which I
travel, so that as it wings its way to Brussels following take off the whole of
London will see it?
I have already had an excellent
response from a trial flight made over Gloucester with a smaller banner
attached to a smaller aeroplane. That was some twelve months ago, and since
then sales in Gloucester have gone up by 32 per cent, while teenage pregnancies
have fallen by 18 per cent; so as well as helping me you will be doing your bit
to bring down the total of unwanted babies.
Naturally I
expect an even greater success with a two hundred feet wide banner attached to
a phallic-shaped jet airliner, which I suspect might attract quite a lot of
attention.
I would be willing to pay Sabena £200 for
the privilege of doing this, or you could take three hundred poundsworth of my
company's products, whichever you prefer.
Of course the
ideal advertisement for my products would be to encase the entire aeroplane in
see-through rubber, with the words 'Rubbers Unlimited' written on the fuselage
in giant letters, but at the moment the expense of doing this is a little
beyond my advertising budget. One for the future perhaps.
I
do hope you will be able to help me on this one.
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Yours
sincerely
T Ravenscroft (Mr)
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