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23 Hillside View
New Mills
HIGH PEAK
SK22 3DF

18th March 1997

Ena Baxter
Baxters of Speyside Ltd
Fochabers
Moray
Scotland
IV32 7LD

Dear Baxter's Soup

I have been buying your Cock-a-Leekie soup for many years, and what an absolutely splendid soup it is too. It is with no small regret then that I must now make a complaint about it; for on opening my most recent can, taste buds at the ready and appetite fully whetted, I was surprised to discover that the contents of the can were ninety per cent rice. Now I like rice as much as the next man - as long as the next man isn't a Chinaman of course - but ninety per cent is a bit too much rice even for a man who likes rice.

There is no doubt a fault with your rice dispenser and you would do well to have it checked out. Fortunately I had another can of Cock-a-Leekie in the cupboard, and I am happy to report that on opening it I found it to be well up to Baxters usual excellent standard.

I am sure that being Scottish you will be glad to learn that the original faulty can wasn't wasted. Parsimony as well as necessity being the mother of invention, I drained off what little liquid there was, added milk and sugar to taste, and had it as a rice pudding for afters. And very nice it was too, the slight chicken flavour of the rice adding a little extra interest to what can sometimes be a rather dull pudding. In fact, thinking about it, if you ever feel the urge to add puddings to your catalogue of culinary goodies you could do a lot worse than market it yourselves. Maybe you could call it 'Cock-of-Puddings'?

Yours faithfully