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23 Hillside View
New Mills
HIGH PEAK
SK22 3DF

28th May 1997

Joanne Dann
G Costa and Co Ltd
Aylesford
Kent
ME20 7NA

Dear Joanne Dann

Thankyou for your letter of 22nd May.

I have visited several supermarkets and scoured the labels of your Blue Dragon Water Chestnuts but have found no evidence whatsoever of any change in the wording on them. I have also scoured the envelope of your letter and found no evidence of a £1.00 postal order! Perhaps the inefficient employee who scoured your stock for evidence of your claiming freshening qualities for your water chestnuts was the same person who was responsible for putting the postal order in the envelope?

Would you now be good enough to send me one of your new labels, so that I can check if the new wording is satisfactory, along with a postal order for £1.20 to cover the postal order that you claim to have already sent but haven't, plus the 20 pence it is going to cost me to send this additional letter.


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Yours faithfully