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23 Hillside View
New Mills
HIGH PEAK
SK22 3DF

8th April 1997

Interpet Ltd
Vincent Lane
Dorking
Surrey
RH4 3YK


Dear Interpet

As a fishpond owner I am never without a supply of your product 3 Seasons Floating Food Hoops. The other day my wife accidentally served a portion of them to my middle son Henry, in mistake for Kellogg's Honey Nut Loops, which are very similar in appearance. Far from complaining about it, Henry wolfed down the lot, and with even more gusto than usual, then enquired as to what the 'super new breakfast cereal' was and could he have it regularly.

I must say that I don't share my son's opinion of the taste of your Floating Food Hoops - I tried a spoonful, and to me they taste like rabbit hutches - but then what appeals to the palate of a child has never ceased to amaze me since the advent of the fish finger. However, the way I see it is that if he wants to eat fish food that's his kettle of fish - or rather his bowl of 3 Seasons Floating Food Hoops - so good luck to him. Before I give him my blessing however I thought it would be prudent to check with you to ensure that there isn't anything in your product which might be harmful to human children.

I look forward to hearing from you.


Yours faithfully