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Keith Wilson
Market Manager
John West Foods Ltd
West House
Bixteth Street
Liverpool
L3 9SR
Dear Keith Wilson
Sorry about the misunderstanding, but because you said in your
letter of 14th May that it was the final bit of help you could
give me I naturally assumed you were leaving John West's, as I
found it difficult to believe that someone who had previously
been so helpful would suddenly refuse to give help, especially
to a good customer.
Anyway I'm glad we've got it sorted out because you now may
be able to help me in a big way, as your idea of soaking anchovies
in milk is proving to be the best idea since slice bread. I have
only been on them for four weeks and already I can fulfil my
marital obligations, and then some! In fact my wife says it's
like being on honeymoon again. (I hope not because I got her
pregnant!) When you also take into account what has happened
to our cat, who continues to terrorise the neighbourhood's
feline population, there can be no doubt that milk-soaked
anchovies possess outstanding aphrodisiac qualities. This
is bound to be of tremendous interest to lovers of anchovies
and lovers of sex alike, and even those who don't like the
former could very well be prepared to put up with them if
they gave them a sporting chance of getting more of the
latter.
Bearing in mind the above, I am considering
marketing Milk-Soaked Anchovies as a sex aid, and
I would be grateful to you if you could like you to let me know
your best price for anchovies in 100 Kg barrels,
or whatever they come in; or failing that the name
of your suppliers abroad so that I can do business
with them direct.
Yours faithfully 
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