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23 Hillside View
New Mills
HIGH PEAK
SK22 3DF

9th April 1997

Kellogg's Ltd
The Kellogg Building
Talbot Road
Manchester
M16 0PU


Dear Kellogg's

I attach a letter I recently sent to Interpet, which I would like you to read before continuing.

It occurred to me that if my son Henry preferred Floating Food Hoops to your Honey Nut Loops then my collection of Japanese Koi fish might prefer Honey Nut Loops to Floating Food Hoops. I decided to find out, for if this proved to be the case I could save myself quite a bit of money, Floating Food Hoops being five times as expensive as Honey Nut Loops. Sadly the experiment was not a success. Not only did most of the Koi shun the Honey Nut Loops completely, but the only one that ate them died the following day.

The exercise wasn't a complete disaster, however, as my wife and I had the Koi for supper with some oven chips, and very nice it was too, but as it had cost me over £200 not so long ago it isn't a meal I want to eat too often.

Why the fish died is something of a mystery. I have looked at the list of ingredients on the Honey Nut Loops packet and they aren't a great deal different to the ingredients in Floating Food Hoops. Where they do differ is that you use niacin and folic acid. Could it be either of these two substances which caused the demise of my Koi?


Yours faithfully