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Pork Farms
55 Stallard Street
Trowbridge
Wiltshire
BA14 8HH
Dear Pork Farms
A couple of friends and I have just won a racehorse in a raffle. We have to find a name for it and as we are all fans of your pies we thought we would call it Pork Farms Pork Pies.
Have you any objection to this? I don't think there's much chance of it ever winning,
as someone I know in the horseracing game says that from the look of it
if we entered it in the three-o-clock race there would be no more than an outside
chance of it being placed in the three-thirty. However I thought I'd better mention
that in case you feel that a horse called Pork Farms Pork Pies coming in last might
reflect badly on your pies.
Looking forward to hearing from you, with your blessing.
Yours faithfully  |
