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23 Hillside View
New Mills
HIGH PEAK
SK22 3DF

28th March 1997

J Sainsburys PLC
Warren Street
Stockport


Dear J Sainsburys

Reference you advertisement for New Zealand Lamb in The Sunday Times Magazine, today's date, in which you say you will 'Refund your money in full if your taste buds aren't delighted.' Well last Saturday I purchased a joint of your New Zealand Lamb, which we had for Sunday lunch along with our usual oven chips, and whilst my taste buds were by no means offended they were certainly not delighted. I must point out here that my taste buds are in fine working order. Proof of this, if proof were needed, is that as I enjoy a Big Mac as much as anyone.

I would also point out that we gave the remains of the joint to our dog Rantzen and it made him sick - although along with the lamb we gave him a few sprouts which had been tossed in 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter', so that may very well have had something to do with it. However, taking both opinions into consideration, mine and the dog's, it would seem that by the terms of your advertisement I am due for my money back . Could you please therefore let me know how I go about getting it?


Yours faithfully