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23 Hillside View
New Mills
HIGH PEAK
SK22 3DF

21st Jan 2000

Tendercut Meats
Chandler's Ford
Eastleigh
Hants
Birchfield Lane
SO53 4DP


Dear Tendercut Meats

The other day I bought a packet of your frozen Rich Meat Gravy with Sliced Leg of Lamb. Consequently I wish to make a complaint about the photograph on the front of the packet. I have no complaint about the food inside, which was as expected - bland, fatty, gristly, with thick lumpy gravy. The only observation I will make is that if the meat in question came from the limb of a lamb it must have been one which had an artificial leg. It did however have the virtue of being inexpensive, and if you shop at Aldi you don't expect the quality afforded by Fortnum and Masons. No, as I say, what I wish to complain about is not the food but the picture on the packet, which is of a plateful of succulent-looking lamb slices in a most nourishing looking gravy, and bears about as much resemblance to the contents inside as does the Queen Mother to Kevin in Coronation Street when he had a moustache.

I would appreciate your comments on this deception.


Yours faithfully

 
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