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23 Hillside View
New Mills
HIGH PEAK
SK22 3DF

21st May 1997

Katy Squire
Taylors of Harrogate
Pagoda House
Prospect Road
Harrogate
North Yorkshire
HG2 7NX


Dear Katy Squire

Hello again! Just a line to let you know that last weekend my wife and I visited the Yorkshire Dales, staying in Wharfedale. What a lovely part of the country! And such nice people.

The only disappointment apart from the unseasonable weather was with the Yorkshire Tea which we drank whilst in Yorkshire. For some reason it didn't taste nearly so good as it does here in Derbyshire. As a matter of fact it wasn't all that easy to come by either, and I had to get the landlady at the guest house where we were staying to buy in some Yorkshire Tea specially, as she 'Allus got that tea what t'monkeys advertises on t'telly as it were a bloody seet tastier', as she charmingly put it. I wonder if this could have something to do with the water? I ask this because the domestic water supply in the High Peak is excellent, and far superior to the water which emerged through our tap in Grassington. In fact my wife refused point blank to drink Grassington tap water and I had to go all the way to Skipton to get her a bottle of Perrier, but then she's always been a bit squeamish about what she'll put in her mouth ever since our honeymoon. (When she got drunk on Cherry B.)

You remember the Vicar I introduced to Yorkshire Tea? The other day he ran off with a lady bellringer, but I doubt it was anything to do with drinking your tea.


Yours faithfully

PS. If you want to pin up this letter in your Visitor Centre as a recommendation for you tea, please feel free.