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Katy Squire
Taylors of Harrogate
Pagoda House
Prospect Road
Harrogate
North Yorkshire
HG2 7NX
Dear Katy Squire
Thankyou for your letter of 1st May and the sample of Yorkshire Tea. I used it to make
a pot of tea, which I shared with the Vicar when he called round to bless my eldest son
Marcus's new iguana, and he was converted. (To Yorkshire tea, that is, he was already
converted to the Church of England faith, naturally)
I was both surprised and disappointed to learn that the tea that goes into Yorkshire
tea isn't grown in Yorkshire. It's none of my business of course, but aren't you
breaking the Trades Description Act or something by calling it Yorkshire Tea?
Yours faithfully  |