LET US HAMPER YOUR CHRISTMAS FOR YOU! |
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OUR GUARANTEE!
If you were
to buy all the items in our hamper separately at your local supermarket they
would cost you £65, but our price is just £87! We would charge you
even more, but we are quite happy as we are, as you pay our agents weekly in
advance, our agents send the money on to us, and we put it in the bank where it
makes lots and lots of lovely interest for us.
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H.I.T.A. BONDED!
CEDRIC'S
HAMPERS are members of the Hamster Industry Trade Association, which is your
guarantee that there are no hamsters in our hampers.
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EACH AND EVERY ONE OF OUR FABULOUS HAMPERS
CONTAINS -
1 tin of stuffed pork roll. 1 small tin of
something you don't want. 1 large tin of something you don't want. 1 5lb tin of
pale pink ham and water. 1 tin of stuffed roll pork. 1 tin of peas and green
dye.1 bag of assorted nuts which are mostly those little cheap ones and
definitely no brazil nuts. 1 tin of pork roll stuffed. 1 tin of soggy mauve
strawberries. 1 tin of pork stuffed roll. 1 tin of something which is only ever
sold in hampers as nobody will buy it in the shops. 1 tin of something with 23
E numbers in it. 1 tin of soggy mauve raspberries. 1 tin of rolled pork stuff. 1
tin of added preservatives roll. 3 giant tins of something you don't want. 1
tin of stuff. 1 large tin of something you've still got left from last year's
hamper. 1 tin of something you wouldn't give to your dog. 1 tin of dog. 1 tin
which you will cut yourself on when opening it. 1 tin of something you will
take one bite of and throw the rest away. 1 tin which has got so badly dented
in transit that you daren't risk eating it, and with your luck it will probably
be the pheasant. One tin of mixed biscuits with a picture of lots of chocolate
biscuits on the lid but very few chocolate biscuits inside. 1 bottle of Chateau
Rough Red. Enjoy! |
