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McDonalds

Big Mac                      £1.19 Big Mac and Fries           £1.99 Fish McFillet                £2.19 Chinese McRibs              £1.79 Indian Mconion Bhaji        £1.79 Big McShite (Very similar to a Big Mac).              £2.39

McSausage and McEgg       £1.99 McDuck in McBarbecue McSauce                     £3.49 McMacaroni McCheese       £2.29 McApple McPie Mcand McCustard                   £2.29 McCocaMcCola                  79p

IT IS MCDONALDS POLICY TO THOROUGHLY EMBARRASS YOU, SO STATE YOUR REQUIREMENTS IN A LOUD CLEAR VOICE WHICH CAN BE HEARD AT LEAST THREE PLACES BEHIND YOU IN THE QUEUE. OUR STAFF HAVE NEEN INSTRUCTED NOT TO SERVE PEOPLE WHO SAY 'CHICKEN BREAST' INSTEAD OF 'CHICKEN McBREAST' OR 'SAUSAGE AND EGG' INSTEAD OF 'McSAUSAGE AND McEGG' ETC. AND NO MUMBLING THE 'Mc' PART SO THAT YOU CAN'T BE HEARD PROPERLY EITHER! McDONALDS HAVE SPENT A LOT OF TIME THINKING UP VERY SILLY NAMES FOR OUR PRODUCTS, THUS MAKING THEM THOROUGHLY EMBARRASSING TO ASK FOR, AND IF YOU THINK YOU CAN COME IN HERE AND GET AWAY WITH NOT SAYING THEM YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER MCTHINK COMING!!

TRY OUR NEW MCFRIES! They are exactly the same as Fries but have 'Mc' in front of them for extra meaningless! This is bullshit of the finest order, and we at McDonalds feel sure you'll agree!

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