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Starters ONION BHAJI (Spiced onion fried in batter)……………………….....….....£2.00 ONNION SPELLING MISTAKE (Same as above but with onion spelt onnion)……….……£2.50 ALOO BHAJI (A bhaji marinated in a special Indian chamber pot)…...…£3.00 SHEEK KEBAB (Spiced minced meat)....................……………………….…..£3.00 SEEK KEBAB (A Sheek Kebab so small that you have to look for it under the lettuce).............................………....................………………..£3.00 SICK KEBAB (An extremely pissed off kebab)……………......………..…£2.00 SIKH KEBAB (One of the kitchen staff who got too near to the oven)……………......…........................................................……..…£2.00 WHY NOT TRY A WHINE FROM OUR EXTENSIVE WHINE LIST? UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT Chef - Ranjit Pandit Darjeel (Under pressure) Previous owner - Mohammed Gupta (Underground)

Tandoori Specialities TANDOORI CHICKEN   (Pieces of chicken marinated in spicy yoghurt and baked in a tandoor oven)................................................. £5.00 TANDOORI CHICKEN EXPRESS   (Pieces of chicken marinated in spicy yoghurt and baked in a hurry)............................................................... £4.50 TANDOORI CHICKEN DING   (Pieces of chicken marinated in spicy yoghurt and cooked in a microwave).................................................... £5.00 TANDOORI CHICKEN DONG   (Pieces of chicken's private parts marinated in spicy yoghurt and baked in a tandoor oven)...................... £6.00 TANDOORI DUNG   (Chef's secret recipe)................................................................................................................................................. £7.50 Speciality Of The Howse Curries   LAMB ROGAN JOSH   Pieces of lamb in a combination of spices, garlic and fresh ginger, garnished with pimentos and fresh coriander. Medium hot.............................................................................................................................................. £7.00 LAMB ROGAN GOSHT   (Same as Rogan Josh but from a mysterious part of the country....................................................................... £7.50 LAMB ROGAN GOSH   (Same as Rogan Gosht but from a mysterious part of the lamb)......................................................................... £7.50 LAMB ROGAN GOSH!   (A surprise Rogan Josh)........................................................................................................................................... £7.50 LAMB ROGAN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?   (A three week old Rogan Gosh, dropped on the floor, scraped up and warmed up in a big pan with anything left from yesterday, and served with a big smile)................................................................................. £7.50 WHY NOT PAY A VISIT TO OUR NEWLY OPENED RESTAURANT BEHIND THE PRECINCT, 'A BACK PASSAGE TO INDIA'?