Off Road Vehicle
A type of vehicle, (Range Rover, Mitsubishi Shogun etc), often referred to as
a Chelsea Tractor or Wank Tank, used
largely by women to take children to and from
school. Off Road Vehicles are popular for this purpose because parking
outside schools is often quite difficult,
and the heavily treaded tyres fitted to
such vehicles makes it easy for them to
be driven up off the road and parked on
the pavement. If the women who drive these
vehicles had to use them in the real off
road situations for which they were intended
they would undoubtedly shit themselves.
Ohm Unit of electric
resistance, named after G S Ohm, who
propounded the law: electromotive force in
volts = current in amperes x resistance.
Ohm Cooking Death by the
Electric Chair.
Oia The part of Czechoslovakia which
nobody wants, following its split into
the Czech Republic and the Slovak Republic,
i.e.Czech(o)Slovak(ia). It's a bit like Liverpool.
Olympic Medals Awards given to
competitors taking the first three
places in Olympic competition. Four
types of medal can be won, Gold,
Silver, Bronze and British.
Opera House A place where
fat people sing whilst they are dying.
Oprah Winfrey American television victim show host. A two hour stage version
of The Oprah Winfrey Show , to be called Opera Winfrey', is in the planning stages, in which the famous
victim show presenter goes from being
twenty stones down to nine stones and
back up to twenty stones again, whilst at the same time asking
men who have been unfaithful to their
wife with a dwarf to explain their reasons.
Oral Sex A form of love-making. Believed to have been invented
by Adam when Eve asked him for more housekeeping money and he said 'You can suck my dick'.
